Aave crashes as Stani is exposed in Epstein Files
In the latest trove of Epstein files released on December 19, the founder of Aave, Stani Kulechov, was found to be in every single file of the over 100,000 released.
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Epstein Files Reveal Trump Has The Largest Penis of All Time
Victim of Epstein's infamous child prostitution ring, Bill Clinton, reveals trump is packing some serious heat down there. In this Daily Nonce exclusive, we'll take a look at the meat giving pride to the elephant party.
Diddy Brutally Assaults SBF After Baby Oil Market Collapse Inside Victorville Prison
Prison guards found SBF in a critical state in his cell at Victorville prison on Sunday December 7th.
Poilievre Motions to Rename Trans-Canadian Highway to Fem-Canadian Highway
On Monday December 8th, Pierre Poilievre filed a motion in the house of commons to rename the Trans-Canadian highway. The head of the conservative party cited concerns over public safety "with winter right around the corner, it will be hard to find anyone willing to plow a trans highway".
RFK Regains Speech After Team of Surgeons Dislodge Vibrating Silicon Fist
December 3rd, 2025, 9:28PM EST a team of 12 Surgeons in Delaware conducted the first of its kind medical procedure. After months of pressure from the Trump administration, RFK Jr has decided to remove a vibrating silicon fist from his anal cavity.