Epstein Files Reveal Trump Has The Largest Penis of All Time
Victim of Epstein's infamous child prostitution ring, Bill Clinton, reveals trump is packing some serious heat down there. In this Daily Nonce exclusive, we'll take a look at the meat giving pride to the elephant party.
Instead of keeping his mouth closed, Bill Bubba Clinton has decided to open up about the juicy deets in the spray tan covered sheets. Bubba shared with Daily Nonce reporter "For the record, I am not gay. But seriously, his cock was so fucking massive that I had to find out if I could even open my jaw that much. Beyond the sheer girth of President Trump, I wanted to challenge myself to throat that massive swinging dong." Our reporter push back on Bubba Clinton, asking him about the implications this has on his marriage. Billy Bubba clarified, sharing that this was actually Hilary's idea. He even showed us the emails to back it up.
Numerous other ex-children confirmed that he indeed did sport the biggest honk of triple A angus they had ever seen. All of whom died of natural causes shortly thereafter.
During our interview with Israeli Doctor Steven B. Miller, the doctor stated "From all credible reports, it sounds like he is 36 inches in diameter, and 8 feet long. He probably gets severe migraines, and even faints when he gets an erection. Therefore he could not have possibly had sexual relations with children, because the second the child were to present themselves, he would definitely instantly get a massive erection, causing him to lose consciousness."
On Sunday, Trump responded to the claims made by the late children.
