Diddy Brutally Assaults SBF After Baby Oil Market Collapse Inside Victorville Prison
Prison guards found SBF in a critical state in his cell at Victorville prison on Sunday December 7th.
The prison officials believe Sean (Diddy) Combs perpetrated this assault late Sunday night, when all the cells were shut. Although he was slick, there were some clues Diddy left behind. Both Sam Bankman Fried, and Diddy's cell bars appeared to have a lubricated finish. The leading explanation at this time is that Diddy used one of his last 12 bottles to slip between the bars to carry out this alleged beating.
As for his motive, inmates seem to suggest there were signs. Ever since September, SBF has been operating an illicit baby oil market with the walls of Victorville prison. However, on Friday, his suppliers asked that he pays his invoices. Cracks literally began to show at that moment, because SBF had no other way to pay.
Overnight, the baby oil market inside Victorville prison imploded. Forensic prison guards suspect there was a pattern of commingling funds, where often SBF would trade baby oil for personal goods, such as adderall, deodorant, or male pussy. SBF refused to comment, nonetheless he stated to Daily Nonce's Victorville correspondent "deodorant is a maximally effective use of the funds, because clients would not visit me otherwise"