Prince Andrew Sentenced to 25 years Under Classroom Arrest
On Monday February 19th at 5:04pm, Prince Andrew was dolled out a harsh punishment for his ties to alleged pedophile and confirmed philanthropist Jefferey Epstein.
Judge Maxwell sentenced the fiddler to 25 hard years of classroom arrest. This unusual ruling was made considering the reparations he must pay to the underage community.
Prince Charles, commonly referred to as Charles Pornography by his closest friends, showed deep regret for his actions after this overly harsh ruling.
“I have done much wrong to minors, and i‘m hoping to make it up to the community during my stay at the school.”
